User:Jonmc

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jonmc lives in Queens, New York. He likes the following things:

  • flannel
  • rock
  • pickled eggs
  • bars, particularly Antarctica and/or Manitoba's (& The Remote Sports Bar in Astoria).
  • freinds [sic]
  • Rachael Ray
  • Divine Wino
  • dame (sometimes)
  • Richard Price
  • The Dictators
  • hugs
  • Cheesehorns
  • White Castle
  • Pips
  • Voluptuous women ("Only a dog wants a bone.")

He can be counted on to be talking about one of the previous things at any given time, for a very long time.

He's rumored to be made of Silly Putty, earning him the nickname "Stretch" or "Stretch-O."

Interestingly, jon has been known to magically appear in the irc room moments after booty, or old school punk rock is mentioned. It is believed that jon can be summoned thusly.