User:Matildaben

Matildaben lives in Seattle. Her real name is not Matilda. It is also not Ben. She is widely respected for her MeCha DJ talents, her ability to mix a martini with a thin layer of ice on top, her mystique, her willingness to apologize after derailing your AskMeta thread, and for having a prodigious booty. There is widespread speculation on her willingness to shake it. She also makes great mix CD's for the Black People Who Love jonmc to dance to. She takes no responsibility for Lipstick Thespian joining Metachat, but she hopes he will do a radio set someday.