I got up this morning. I try to avoid telling other people's stories but without much identifying info here is one about a 99 year old woman.→[More:]

Every morning she greats everyone with 'I got up, I washed, I brushed my teeth, I had a bowel movement, and I feel good.'

You know, if I live a lot longer and my later years are like that I'll consider myself very lucky. Hygienically sound inside and out and feelin' fine is nothing to complain about.