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11 November 2012

My 14-year-old nephew, on the Twilight movies: "They are all the same. A hot girl gets into trouble. She doesn't try to get herself out of it by herself. Instead, she gets her hot boyfriend who doesn't wear a shirt to help. When he can't do it, she gets her other hot boyfriend who doesn't wear a shirt to help. The special effects are awesome, though"

post by: Stewriffic at: 10:49 | 7 comments

Hmm, perhaps I should wear a shirt less often then.

posted by Ardiril 11 November | 12:21

that is awesome. i haven't seen any of them, but what from what i understand, that is exactly the plot. seriously.

posted by sio42 11 November | 17:12

Hilarious! For me one hundred percent of the value in Twilight lies in the fun everyone makes of it.

posted by Orange Swan 11 November | 17:26

The best thing about Twilight is the sheer naked contempt the two mains have for the series, the fans, the whole thing. it's HILARIOUS.

posted by The Whelk 11 November | 19:15

It's not naked contempt. It's contempt not wearing a shirt.

posted by Obscure Reference 12 November | 09:17

I tried to watch the first movie (the guy I was dating turned out to be a 15 year old girl mentally) and I could. not. stand. it. Kristen Stewarts' face never changes expression, ever. I couldn't even watch more than half an hour of it (maybe 45 minutes, I really tried).

posted by redvixen 12 November | 21:58

David Petraeus was brought down by F.B.I. Agent Shirtless. THERE ARE VAMPIRES IN THE F.B.I.! And why did the F.B.I. go after the C.I.A? CLEARLY THERE ARE WEREWOLVES IN THE C.I.A.! We are through the looking glass here folks!

posted by arse_hat 13 November | 17:20

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