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09 September 2009

Confession time. →[More:] I don't know how to read or write.

post by: Eideteker at: 09:39 | 25 comments

Well, I thought it was a pretty entertaining trainwreck.

posted by TheophileEscargot 09 September | 09:57

I type all of Eideteker's comments for him. He pays me in Dr. Peppers. I empty the cans and refill them with sand from my vagina.

posted by danostuporstar 09 September | 10:05

I type all of danostuporstar's comments for her, she pays me with cheese toast, which I consume, giving me the energy I need to knock over local banks. I am so ashamed, but cleansed by this disclosure.

posted by msali 09 September | 10:17

I am part of the Consortium that oversees the Eideteker Process, and had a hand in creating the Whelk, in both current iterations.

Danostuporstar and Msali are highly-integrated protocols that will be released in Summer 2010.

We here at the Consortium appreciate your business and are always eager to hear your comments and suggestions.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 September | 10:35

I have always assumed that danostuporstar was male. I had imagined msali typing up *his* comments, then going out and wreaking sexy wanton havoc. Now I have to recalibrate my fantasies.

posted by danf 09 September | 10:37

And I secretly hate LT for slipping a comment in above mine.

posted by danf 09 September | 10:38

Actual confession: When I was a student at Virginia Tech, I frequently thought to myself, "You know, marrying a veterinary student could be a very practical move for you."

Also: My license plate makes an obscure reference using unicode. Which is not totally unrelated to the previous fact, now I think about it.

posted by Wolfdog 09 September | 11:07

(That's all about as wicked as I get, really.)

posted by Wolfdog 09 September | 11:09

Confession: It took me a full thirty years of living on this planet before I realized that the song "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me?)" contained a double entendre.

posted by Atom Eyes 09 September | 11:21

I'm dying.

posted by Eideteker 09 September | 11:55

Aren't we all, though, aren't we ALL?

posted by richat 09 September | 12:10

I banned you.

posted by jessamyn 09 September | 12:18

of laughter?

posted by Eideteker 09 September | 12:27

I may have shredded too many documents just now

posted by rmless2 09 September | 12:32

Last weekend, when I mopped the floor? It was the first time I'd done it in several months.

posted by tangerine 09 September | 13:02

Until last year sometime, I never understood why tennis players wore sweatbands on their wrists. "How sweaty can their forearms BE?" I thought. Then one day, I was all hot and bothered in the kitchen and wiped my forehead on the back of my wrist.

The lightbulb (belatedly) went off.

posted by Specklet 09 September | 13:08

That's funny, Specklet. FUNNY.

posted by richat 09 September | 13:52

Wait. That's seriously why they wear wristbands?

posted by Stewriffic 09 September | 13:59

I just posted a cat on the Internet. IHBT. IHL.

posted by Daniel Charms 09 September | 14:10

Yes. Yes, I did.

posted by rainbaby 09 September | 14:42

And I liked it.

posted by rainbaby 09 September | 14:53

I'll admit that dano is, in fact, male.

posted by deborah 09 September | 15:39

I dreamed about my ex, with whom I was contentedly cuddling in the back of a boat of a station wagon, at the cusp of awakening.

My day began with the realization it wasn't for reals and hasn't gone particularly better since.

Oh, I also came this|close to tweeting that but didn't just in case she's checking up.
I don't think she checks up on me here, tho.

posted by dhartung 09 September | 16:45

Contrary to my dream, orange juice is not an effective substitute for shampoo.

posted by chewatadistance 09 September | 18:46

Specklet: I am in my fourth decade, and just learned something new about those wristbands.

I keep having dreams about going to this post-apocalyptic beach in Australia with a large, rotting dock/warehouse structure where people gather to go on short cruises while wearing formal clothing, aboard a rotting, rusting, blue and white ship similar to the Spirit of Portland. It's a persistent location in my dreams.

posted by craniac 10 September | 23:07

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