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05 May 2009

who knew that Oprah was such a ho? [More:]
Proving the title of her new memoir, “Resilience,” to be accurate, Elizabeth Edwards sheds some highly personal insights into her life, her health and her husband's infidelity with Oprah Winfrey,...

Okay, I've truly been out of touch with the news, but when I read this opening paragraph from an MSNBC article, I really thought I'd really missed the world's most shocking news EVAR... bigger than whatzername from Britain's Got Talent, or terribly, terribly cute new(ish) Bobama (both pieces of news that I was very late in catching up with).

So how about this whole Oprah Winfrey: Homewrecker thing? eh? Pretty awful, eh? eh?

Also, hi!
(... not to mention the whole "shedding insights" thing. Which just sounds kind of very ewww.)
posted by taz 05 May | 16:53
Ha! That took me a few seconds...
posted by muddgirl 05 May | 16:53
Hee hee! Hi taz!
posted by Specklet 05 May | 16:56
Tut, tut, tut. I'd like to shed that insight right now.

Also, w00t! Hihihi!
posted by elizard 05 May | 17:39
Taz! missed ya.
posted by special-k 05 May | 18:25
Well at least her hair is back in. . . wait for it.

(sorry, had to)
posted by danf 05 May | 18:25
This is why sentence structure matters, people.

I totally thought this was going to be about her signing a multi-platform deal to help Jenny McCarthy keep spreading her anti-science crapola.
posted by middleclasstool 05 May | 18:26
Hi!!
posted by Stewriffic 05 May | 19:28
TAZ!!!!!!

(does happy dance on Oprah's couch)
posted by bunnyfire 05 May | 19:39
Taz. . .you have been missed.

No pressure though.
posted by danf 05 May | 20:01
How brave of her to go on Oprah's show!
posted by dhartung 05 May | 22:40
"and her husband's infidelity with Oprah Winfrey"

I spent ten minutes trying to figure out what was going on here. Nice catch, taz!
posted by Ardiril 05 May | 23:44
*waves*
posted by jason's_planet 06 May | 00:07
A hoy hoy.

It also took me a while to get. But then, like Kanye West before me, I'm a gay fish.
(i.e. My genius does not allow me to see that which is quite obvious.)
posted by seanyboy 06 May | 02:12
Howdy stranger!
posted by TheophileEscargot 06 May | 03:19
You're late... it took me a whole 5 minutes before I figured out what was going on here, and, to top it off--I'm late to the party as well.

So, ummm, this is a joke, right. I mean, Oprah couldn't have done that, and besides my Brain isn't working too well right now, so This will just send me over the Edge... don't do it people, Oprah, for me... please!
posted by hadjiboy 06 May | 07:20
taz!! :)

I hope you've been behaving better than some of our politicians and TV talk show hosts. And if not, we want details. Juicy, juicy details.
posted by BoringPostcards 06 May | 07:24
Oh, and Hi! right back at ya!!! You too Stewie... check your mails, you two...
posted by hadjiboy 06 May | 07:24
For a second, I was thinking this was about the chicken thing.
posted by box 06 May | 13:06
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