It is however, nice for me to laugh out loud!

Still, it should have been a groin pull that became a pain in the ass.

I'm mostly happy that he's movin' out -- the pulled muscle was icing on the cake.

So... what? Just like the rest of us bums when we get sacked - he's escorted by security to his desk so he can box up his stuff and carry it out to the parking lot after being divested of his door key? I have a mental picture of him schlepping a cardboard box with a leggy, underwatered philodendron, inspirational hang in there! posters and mugs that say I ♥ NY spilling out of it.

It must have been the screen door hitting him in the ass on the way out.

It was from the weight of unadmitted guilt.

I wonder which muscle?

Man, for years I said that guy's leaving the White House on a gurney or in a wheelchair, but I didn't think it would really happen!

He shouldn't have been moving the man-sized safe by himself.

I admit that I laughed, mostly because I misinterpreted "pulled a muscle while moving" to mean, literally, that he pulled a muscle during the 15 minutes of enforced movement per day.