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*clears throat nervously*
I'm going to propose. Wherein "propose" means saying "Dearest, would you like to download some forms from the Secretary of State's website and fill them out in ballpoint pen so that, pursuant to California Family Code Section 297, we can have many of the same rights and obligations as traditionally married couples (though we're not allowed to call it whatever they call it). And then once we have our forms notarized and mailed and we've written a check for $33, we can thus forward build a life together?"
It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but hell, I'm not really the sentimental sort anyway, so it'll have to do.