But my cat not only alerts me to what few danger i am not aware of, but also finds missing things and has ever more surprising knowledge of keyboard short cuts and computer knowledge than is reasonable.
i caught her trying to sign up on Facebook the other day, but i'm hoping that was accidental paws.
She doesn't want to kill, but is one of the few things that would make me, at her command.
Just ask the neighbors, who narrate my every move in stupidese, and are rightfully scared shitless (and yet are full of shit, which i have offered to trepan, which they only know about because they won't stop listening to my every move.)
We do our bit for Veterans, but didn't get our 11/11/11 moment of silence for some reason…i promise i am going to try not to mention my "woes" further unless they become more entertaining.