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29 July 2008

AskMecha: Risque/weird magazine name? So, after sitting on these sad/creepy/funny letters from our readers for a while, me and a couple friends have decided to use Magcloud to put 'em out as a magazine. But, we need a name. [More:]

These are the ones that our brainstorming session came up with:

These People Actually Exist
Sad But True
Cum Correspondence
Porno Pals
Mail Sac
Pornographic Fan Frenzy!
Ink Stained Wretches
Stained Mail
Stained Letters
Stain Mail

But we're not very happy with any of them per se, especially now that we've discovered a huge cache of letters written to the merchandizing department from Ghana begging for porn in the tones usually reserved for Nigerian spammers ("Oh great master, I humbly beseech you…" etc.).

So, I'm hoping to get a few more ideas while simultaneously still keeping this on the down low, at least a little bit, so I'm asking you guys if you can come up with any good names. They only have to last three or four issues, since that's all we've got material for (roughly 120 pages), once we edit out the lame ones.
How about just:

FWAP
posted by Miko 29 July | 22:51
Not bad!
posted by klangklangston 29 July | 22:54
Wankers Inc.
posted by arse_hat 29 July | 23:27
Oh, yeah, FWAP is it. Never mind that I've been reading a lot of BUTT lately . . . amd that FWAP seems to fit right in with it . . .
posted by treepour 29 July | 23:49
Sealed With A Jizz
Letters to Larry
SpoogeSpam
Faptastic Tales
The Postal Pervert
FapMail
Hairy Scary Epistolary
The Many Fucked Up Faces of Eros
What Porn Hath Wrought

I like PornPals too
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur 30 July | 00:04
Thursdays With Morrie.
posted by arse_hat 30 July | 00:33
Stain Mail is a winner.
posted by mrmoonpie 30 July | 07:00
I also like Stain Mail
posted by rmless2 30 July | 08:21
Moist Missives
Cheap Date
Backstroke Roulette
White Knuckle Read
Friction
I'm Just Combing My Hair
Pasted Pages
Eraser Writing

Yeah, I got nothin'. Stain Mail's pretty great.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 July | 09:19
Seed Reads
Scumrag
Dear Cumpeddler
I Never Thought It Would Happen to Me, But...
posted by danostuporstar 30 July | 10:14
The Muckraker
posted by Hugh Janus 30 July | 10:17
Just curious, why a mag rather than, say, a blog?
posted by danostuporstar 30 July | 10:22
i like the use of Epistolary.
Eeee-mail, Geemail, Mail Sac's okay.
Been running low on wit lately.
posted by ethylene 30 July | 10:32
"Just curious, why a mag rather than, say, a blog?"

Control of distribution, mostly. We'd all be fired if our bosses found out about this, because the letters are pretty easy to trace back (part of the fun/insanity is the specificity). And while the folks who work above us aren't particularly net savvy, they are good at googling their names and names of publications involved. If it looks good, and we can come up with a way out (like, new jobs or anything), we can convert it to a blog pretty easily.
posted by klangklangston 30 July | 13:19
P0rn on the Wood
posted by Hellbient 30 July | 13:25
Thanks, klang.
posted by danostuporstar 31 July | 07:58
Oh, no problem.
posted by klangklangston 31 July | 16:21
Say goodnight, Mary. || I am soooo gonna try this recipe.

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