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07 July 2008
Chess Boxing. A new entry in my list of reasons why humans are awesome.
I'd heard about chess boxing but just wasn't sure it really truly existed.
I'm trying to think of something that would be more my style. Go and fencing and I can see for you, Wolfdog. I need something a little more low-key. Like... pool and beer drinking.
Okay, so let's say that some kind of crazy lunatic kidnaps you, and says 'We'll play one game, and you can choose the game. If you lose, I'll kill you. If you win, I'll let you go free.' What do you play?
I'd say "fuck you, you crazy lunatic, if you get to kill me, I get to kill you!"
But seriously, what if I choose Scrabble and the lunatic does lots of crosswords in his spare time? Or what if I choose gin rummy, but he can count cards? You never can tell what sorts of random skills these lunatics might have.
I'm pretty sure that most lunatics have the two doors, one that leads to certain death and one that leads to freedom. I think that's a new Lunatic Union rule.
Okay, so let's say that some kind of crazy lunatic kidnaps you, and says 'We'll play one game, and you can choose the game. If you lose, I'll kill you. If you win, I'll let you go free.' What do you play?
Oh great, so not only can the big lug kick my ass, afterwards he is also going to humiliate me in seven moves or something. I'm not sure I like this brave new world.
Of course it's inspired by an Enki Bilal book. And for those Australian editors out there, "Bande dessinee" translates literally to "comic strip", but it really should be "comic book".