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07 July 2008

Bare-bottom bride sues dress designer "A woman said she is suing her Italian wedding dress designer after the nearly $4,000 garment fell apart at the altar, exposing her bottom to her guests."[More:]It's wrong, but I find that incredibly funny.
Oh, what's the big deal? we all have asses, and everyone appreciates a good one.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 16:17
I guess if you're going to go panty free, your wedding day is the day to do it.
posted by LoriFLA 07 July | 16:19
Since the woman's 2006 wedding took place, she and her husband have separated, The Telegraph said.

Probably because she just Wouldn't. Shut. Up. About the stupid dress.
posted by rhapsodie 07 July | 16:22
Jonmc, we can only assume she had a nice bottom. Or else the guests would also be suing the designer. :^)
posted by redvixen 07 July | 16:24
redvixen, it's rare to find an unlikeable bottom. and to rephrase an old thoery of mine, the butt is the physical feature that people off all genders and sexulities, male or female, gay or straight can appreciate. So consider this incident an accidental blow for freedom.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 16:27
Jon, you crack me up.
posted by redvixen 07 July | 16:42
heh heh, you said 'crack.'
posted by jonmc 07 July | 16:53
You two are awful sASSy.

Meanwhile, I just can't imagine- you're standing at the altar, and you suddenly feel a draft around your rear end. Or maybe you don't know what's going on until a bridesmaid runs over and stuff her bouquet in the opening? mahahasdfasefhasfhaskd
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 07 July | 17:13
This thread needs pictures.
posted by shane 07 July | 17:35
Since the woman's 2006 wedding took place, she and her husband have separated, The Telegraph said.

I'm fairly sure that seeing her ass was not what caused that.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 18:36
Since the woman's 2006 wedding took place, she and her husband have separated, The Telegraph said.

I'm fairly sure that seeing her ass was not what caused that.

Well, presumably he'd seen her ass before the gown incident, but if he saw it for the first time and it was utterly freaky..?
posted by shane 07 July | 19:28
I'm sure that after their wedding, she became the butt of a lot of jokes.
posted by redvixen 07 July | 20:18
Stop. This line of thought tuchus nowhere.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 20:22
Bizarre. The bride didn't notice that the dress was THAT badly constructed when she bought the thing?

Such poor quality workmanship will affect that designer's bottom line.
posted by Orange Swan 07 July | 21:01
and put them in arrears.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:12
Huh. I would have considered the ability to moon everyone I know simultaneously a feature.
posted by jrossi4r 07 July | 21:22
well, I'd apply for beta testing, jrossi.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:46
If I had a scanner, I'd send you some pressed ham.
posted by jrossi4r 07 July | 22:01
I was just on the porch || Why do all of the Word 2007 letterhead templates include color?

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