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12 December 2007

My Hero!!! →[More:]I think i'm in love...!!

post by: ramix at: 19:35 | 11 comments

This brings up an interesting question:

If he put the liquor in a sealed balloon and stuffed it down his throat, would that get him past the security gate? Or does it only count if you ingest it outright?

posted by parannoyed 12 December | 19:40

Did he chase it with a cup of vermouth and a jar of olives, then shake (not stir) himself?

posted by jonmc 12 December | 19:40

Remind me never to do that.

posted by puke & cry 12 December | 20:02

puke & cry, don't ever do that.

Plus, eponysterical!

posted by rainbaby 12 December | 20:04

I'm all for not wasting booze. However, at my local corner store, a pint of vodka costs $3.95.

If you're going to give yourself alcohol poisoning, it should be worth a helluva lot more than eight bucks.

Also, pukey, don't ever do that.

posted by mudpuppie 12 December | 20:12

Maybe if it was a $400 bottle of scotch or something. On second thought I'd just extend my vacation until it was gone.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 12 December | 20:17

Yeah, you could die from that. If he'd somehow managed to make it onto the plane he'd have puked it all up, anyway.

Not telling how I know such things.

posted by bunnyfire 12 December | 20:32

I'd call that Bad Judgment at Nuremberg.

see, it was at the Nuremberg Airport...

posted by wendell 12 December | 20:51

Man chugs liter of vodka in airport security line

I assumed he was flying Aeroflot back to Moscow (in which case there would have been no problem, right?)

posted by shane 12 December | 21:08

jesus my mac hates msnbc.com... coincidence? i think not.

posted by lonefrontranger 12 December | 21:51

Hmmm. I withhold any admiration or feelings of being impressed until I know the proof of the vodka in question.

puke &, do you really need a reminder? I think common sense would be pretty effective on this point. Well, for most folks--our German friend seems to have forgotten his common sense. (And was this Egyptian vodka?)

posted by Joe Invisible 12 December | 22:20

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