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10 October 2007

Celebrities like to carry stuff. [More:]

That's pretty much all I wanted to say. Whenever you see a candid shot of a young American female celebrity, they always have shitloads (or is that metric asstons) of stuff in their hands, and yet they carry handbags large enough to fit an airplane and the airplane hangar in.

What's in the handbag? Because they're always carrying a hot or cold Starbucks, an ipod, keys, cigarettes, CDs, books, wallets, dogs or dog leashes, tote bags, dry cleaning, cellphones, bouquets, and loaves of french bread.
Not to mention a small, quivering, existentially-wrecked dog.
posted by BoringPostcards 10 October | 10:20
In the bag, they carry tiny ego-elves, who whisper-chant "You are hot; you are amazing; you can walk in those shoes without tripping into the gutter; you are perfect; you need some blow? here. You are amazing; you are perfect in that color; you look great in pants that don't cover your pelvis but swallow your shoes"
posted by crush-onastick 10 October | 10:21
Coke, lots of Coke.
posted by drezdn 10 October | 10:24
I always supposed they carry their phones in their hand in case of emergency; there's a lot of crazies in this world.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 October | 10:35
drezdn, I think you mean coke with a lower-case "c".
posted by Joe Invisible 10 October | 11:01
This thread is useless without pictures.

In other celebrity news, Chris Martin took a much needed nap on a ferry after attending a funeral.
posted by chewatadistance 10 October | 11:13
jeez, if I had money I'd just pay someone to carry my shit for me.

Oh wait, I do have that. It's called a fiancé.
posted by desjardins 10 October | 11:16
I imagine it's easiest to catch people when they are otherwise busy, and carrying lots of shit. It's harder to turn away, run, etc.
posted by Eideteker 10 October | 12:01
Yea, they're usually caught coming out of places- when I'm walking out of a store, I generally still have my wallet in my hand because I just bought something, maybe I'm pulling out a lip gloss or my phone, plus my car keys so I can jump in the car...
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 October | 12:26
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