It was me. All me.

Wait. What kind of beer? 'Cos if it's a Bud Light, I didn't have anything to do with it. But if it's Abita Amber or, say, Bavarian Weiss Beer from Water Street Brewery in Wisconsin, it was totally me.

Can't be sure it was all his decision, but you could certainly buy this guy a beer and he'd deserve it.

Can I find the person at the New York Times who stopped making all their multimedia content pop-up?

No, there's, like, dozens of people at the Times, maybe more, and most are probably snobs. You can try calling but they'll never 'fess up to who's responsible. They'll all just deny it 'cuz people usually yell at them so they deny everything before you ask.

Dammit. Didn't I already tell you it was me?

Where's my beer?