Help me come up with some good ways to describe just how ugly something is. Like guy is trying to suss out what the other guy means when he says something is ugly.
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Some ones I've already come up with:
Hit-it-in-the head-with-a shovel-and-dump-it-into-a-lake-at-during-a-full-moon ugly.
Oh-no-you-fed-it-after-midnight, didn’t you ugly?
I-told-you-this-is-what-happens-when-man-pretends-he's-God-ugly.
Red-headed-second-rate-prop-comic-ugly.
Any scope from trivial to grand, and any meaning of the word ugly is cool.