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04 April 2007

Help me come up with some good ways to describe just how ugly something is. Like guy is trying to suss out what the other guy means when he says something is ugly.→[More:]

Some ones I've already come up with:

Hit-it-in-the head-with-a shovel-and-dump-it-into-a-lake-at-during-a-full-moon ugly.

Oh-no-you-fed-it-after-midnight, didn’t you ugly?
I-told-you-this-is-what-happens-when-man-pretends-he's-God-ugly.

Red-headed-second-rate-prop-comic-ugly.

Any scope from trivial to grand, and any meaning of the word ugly is cool.

post by: sourwookie at: 15:06 | 20 comments

Wow. I totally screwed up the [read more] format. How'd I do that? Any mod wish to fix it?

posted by sourwookie 04 April | 15:07

...and now it's fixed. How weird.

posted by sourwookie 04 April | 15:09

Uglier than death backing out of outhouse reading Mad magazine?

posted by jonmc 04 April | 15:11

Anything useful here?

posted by Specklet 04 April | 15:17

Uglier than a paisley bag of Christ's ass.

Uglier than your momma's toenail clippings.

Uglier than Britney's beleagered cooter.

Uglier than a zit sandwich.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 04 April | 15:19

uglier than a bag of assholes
uglier than a crooked hooker
uglier than a month of mondays
uglier than a whole row of banana hammocks
uglier than yer great grandpappy's nutsack

(thanks former Lockheed master sergeant manager dude!)

posted by lonefrontranger 04 April | 15:23

...and now it's fixed.

Because I fixed it. ;P

I didn't want you to think it was gremlins or anything....

uglier than a bag of assholes

My new fav saying!

posted by iconomy 04 April | 15:38

wouldn't-date-rape-with-a-get-out-of-jail-free-card ugly

Picasso-face ugly

make-James-Woods-look-like-James-Spader ugly

make-Rocky-Dennis-look-like-Eric-Stoltz ugly

Michael-Jackson-having-an-orgasm ugly

Goatse ugly (can also be "Goatsugly")

Paris-Hilton-on-the-inside ugly

posted by Hellbient 04 April | 16:06

Ugly is as ugly does and you is ugly like pooping on a hobo.

posted by ethylene 04 April | 16:13

Two-parents-fighting-over-the-last-cabbage-patch-doll-on-christmas-eve-at-Zayre's-ugly

posted by drezdn 04 April | 16:23

A classic from Viz: "she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle".

posted by TheDonF 04 April | 16:44

Michael-Jackson-having-an-orgasm ugly

I'm now going to have nightmares.

posted by youngergirl44 04 April | 18:24

So ugly I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

posted by deborah 04 April | 19:03

Looks like it fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.

posted by bmarkey 04 April | 19:48

I wouldn't fuck [ ] with [so-and-so's] dick and Herve Villechaize pushin'

Bosss! Bosss! De Ass! De Ass!

Drop-dead-and-stink-all-over ugly.

Bulgarian discotheque ugly.

posted by jason's_planet 04 April | 19:52

"I was so ugly that, when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother." (Rodney Dangerfield)
"You're so ugly, Larry Bird stood you up."
"The doctors couldn't decide if yours was a breech birth or not."

Also, a whole list of "Yo Mama's So Ugly..." jokes.

posted by rob511 04 April | 20:45

If-my-dog-was-that-ugly-I'd-shave-its-ass-and-make-it-walk-backwards-ugly.

(you can't go wrong with a classic)

posted by Doohickie 04 April | 20:54

deborah, close...back in the day it was "I wouldn't touch that with somebody else's."

So ugly, my teeth itch.

So ugly, if I ever need to make an erection go away in a hurry, I hope I remember seeing this.

So ugly, it makes me miss my ex by comparison.

posted by PaxDigita 05 April | 08:05

So ugly s/he couldn't lose her/his virginity in prison.

Fugly is good until you've heard it a few times. Scagnacious is a little less over with.

posted by scarabic 05 April | 17:36

Couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with three hundred dollars in his hand and a bag over his head ugly.

posted by jason's_planet 06 April | 00:40

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