I like the first one.

You know, I repeatedly read the post as "Half Donkey, All Donkey." Only after being unable to puzzle that out did I finally click on it.

I'm politically offended, but the rest of me finds it funny.

In my befuddled waking state this morning I was thinking that all you gave dollars to hoes, you'd get $hoes. Don't know what that says except that I spend too much time on the net.