I had the great-grandmother of bizarre dreams last night →[More:]
jesus christ on a barberpole did I have the ancestor of all fucked up dreams last night. Usually I dont remember them but this one was vivid.
the worst part about this one is it was so real. there weren't any truly illogical parts to it like you usually have in dreams, like, you can fly or you have to eat mud at a party or wack shit like that. I mean the whole scenario was far fetched, sure, but absolutely plausible esp. in today's society.
so in it, my x colleague from CU and I were abducted by spammers who were also dealing in black market slaves (!?) handcuffed and hidden in the cargo hold on a flight to somewhere in Thailand. Well we escaped, there was a BIG kerfuffle on the plane, and we got the pilot to land us in Seattle. There was a lot more but the funny thing was having my hiring agent at my temp agency say something like 'but did you file a police report?' and I was like... 'uh, no, actually the FAA and FBI were pretty much all over it and i'm sure they didn't want the local cops involved, but you'll get a copy of the report...'
and then I woke up.
sheesh. weird stuff.
in other news I now have that wretched semi-stuffy scratchy feeling at the back of my throat that means I'm either fighting off or coming down with something.
pray for me.