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02 February 2007
Autobituaries! Inspired by jrossi4r, write your own obituary here! Or another bunny's! C'mon, it'll be fun!
"The Divine Wino was a fine friend, a hard worker, and a good family man. He was destined for great things. Until he picked a fight with the wrong horse."
International sensation jrossi4r died today after her kung fu cooter malfunctioned. Her paramour, a mister George Clooney, was rushed to the hospital with undisclosed injuries.
The news has reached us that Daniel Charms (who, we feel, needs no further introduction as our reader should be pretty familiar with his life and works) has died. It is not known when or where exactly this happened; we only know that he was arrested a little over a month ago and placed into a "psychiatric hospital". It is rumored that he died as the result of bizarre experiments carried out on him. After an autopsy, his body was burned.
sciurus (26) died of a ruptured stomach after breaking into the Planter's peanut factory. He is survived by, no wait, his mother just died from a massive electrical shock due to overloading a transformer.