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02 February 2007

Autobituaries! Inspired by jrossi4r, write your own obituary here! Or another bunny's! C'mon, it'll be fun!
You're sick dude.
posted by richat 02 February | 13:40
"mike9322 was sick, dude."
posted by mike9322 02 February | 13:44
Hah!
posted by richat 02 February | 13:47
"The Divine Wino was a fine friend, a hard worker, and a good family man. He was destined for great things. Until he picked a fight with the wrong horse."
posted by jonmc 02 February | 13:51
I'll give you our recurring joke-epitaph for me:

"She Was Not A Gossip"

(My husband can't believe how little I talk about other people. Hey, why should I? Other people are  b o r i n g  - let's talk about me!)
posted by taz 02 February | 13:52
Brewer. Patriot.
posted by gaspode 02 February | 14:01
She was a wonderful Tercel and she will be missed. Small, blue, dependable.
posted by danostuporstar 02 February | 14:06
Although for reals I have told mr. gaspode that somehow "ashes to ashes, funk to funky" needs to be worked into any memorial of me, if I die first.
posted by gaspode 02 February | 14:10
"Wait, who's dead?"
posted by Eideteker 02 February | 14:13
Until he picked a fight with the wrong horse.

I now have wine in my left eye. I hate you, jonmc.
posted by Daniel Charms 02 February | 14:15
"Without me, the world will be less improbable."
posted by paulsc 02 February | 14:20
"Thankfully, it's finally stopped raining."
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 February | 14:21
He had his ups and downs.
posted by Otis 02 February | 14:28
"Finally."
posted by DaShiv 02 February | 14:59
International sensation jrossi4r died today after her kung fu cooter malfunctioned. Her paramour, a mister George Clooney, was rushed to the hospital with undisclosed injuries.
posted by jrossi4r 02 February | 15:05
jrossi4r, that was my whole secret reason for starting this thread. I was not disappointed. Hee!
posted by mike9322 02 February | 15:07
The news has reached us that Daniel Charms (who, we feel, needs no further introduction as our reader should be pretty familiar with his life and works) has died. It is not known when or where exactly this happened; we only know that he was arrested a little over a month ago and placed into a "psychiatric hospital". It is rumored that he died as the result of bizarre experiments carried out on him. After an autopsy, his body was burned.
posted by Daniel Charms 02 February | 15:18
sciurus (26) died of a ruptured stomach after breaking into the Planter's peanut factory. He is survived by, no wait, his mother just died from a massive electrical shock due to overloading a transformer.
posted by sciurus 02 February | 17:54
Optimus Prime?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 02 February | 17:56
Optimus Prime?
posted by sciurus 02 February | 18:02
Daily dose of crossness || Let's Play "Three Truths and a Lie."

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