Miko and I Just Bought A House! →[More:]It has four Rooms for Improvement, with a UFO Landing, Glass Ceilings, Uterine Walls, Ocean AND Forest Floors. We're going to furnish it with excuses, baleful stairs, and some baby steps leading up from a Path of Least Resistance.

The Second Story can be reached with a corporate ladder, through a Window of Opportunity. To the left is a Quick Study, with Tables of Contents, with my books prominently displayed on the Continental Shelf. The art is all time framed, and our new bathroom has a meteor shower curtain.

The kitchen is fully decked out with bean and geiger counters, and a brand-new Appalachian Range, a Nuclear Freezer, and a nice water table.

Our living room has four Department Chairs, and Tax Brackets fastening Faster than Light fixtures. We went and found some blanket statements for the bed as well.

Come visit!