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11 November 2006

I had a long and sexually charged dream about Paris Hilton last night and now I feel very icky. That is all.

post by: fenriq at: 13:03 | 23 comments

Eh, politics and other stuff aside, our libidos want what they want. No shame.

posted by jonmc 11 November | 13:04

Just because you had a dream doesn't necessarily mean that you're gay.

posted by box 11 November | 13:13

What if you had a dream that you were rimming Jeff Stryker while wearing an evening gown and redecorating a Fire Island mansion?

posted by jonmc 11 November | 13:16

jonmc, I think that would be a good sign to lay off the hot sauce before bedtime.

box, it doesn't necessarily mean you aren't gay either.

posted by fenriq 11 November | 13:27

Ewww, Paris Hilton? What's your sub-conscious trying to tell you? Stil, I guess it could be worse, it could be....er, could be... Nah, that's pretty bad.

posted by TheDonF 11 November | 13:31

Wouldn't it be weird if she had a sex dream about you... at the same time?

I guess we'll never know.

(...At least, I haven't heard from Rumsfeld on the one I had about him.)

posted by taz 11 November | 13:39

At least, I haven't heard from Rumsfeld on the one I had about him.

OMG!!!! You too??!?!

posted by deadcowdan 11 November | 14:03

I think dreams about Rummy trump icky dreams about Paris Hilton, she's, at least, marginally attractive. Rummy looks like a badly beaten up leather wallet.

posted by fenriq 11 November | 14:05

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!@# Oh. My. God. I'd hack out my junk with a machete if I had a sexual dream about that festering skinbag.

*shudder*

God, I need brain bleach.

posted by loquacious 11 November | 14:05

taz, deadcowdan: relax, Rumsfeld has been fucking us all for years.

posted by jonmc 11 November | 14:06

Ahhhh Rummy too!@$# BRAINBLEACH BRAINBLEACH BRAINBLEACH

posted by loquacious 11 November | 14:09

haha! I knew I could get you guys clawing the walls.

posted by taz 11 November | 14:22

loquacious, if it had been Nicole Richie then I would be completely drunk by now to try and burn it out. And I harbor severe dislike for Hilton but the dream wasn't so awful. And there were other people around to hang out with too. The setting was bitchin' as well, kind of like the Ewok tree village but very upscale.

posted by fenriq 11 November | 14:24

G.O.L.

posted by taz 11 November | 14:38

I don't like Paris at all, but if she really needed the spare table leg, I'd let her have it. HTH. HAND.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 11 November | 15:38

oh please - marginally attractive? Ewwwww? festering skinbag? As far as humans go, she's pretty fucking okay to look at if you ask me.
Unfortunately, we know waay too much about her. But, come on, you wouldn't fuck her? Not even with the night vision on? Jeez, save blowing your highfalutin wads for MetaFilter.

posted by Hellbient 11 November | 16:39

No hellbient. I wouldn't want to fuck her. I gave up on novelty fucks years ago.

posted by eekacat 11 November | 17:54

eekacat, is a novelty fuck when you wear those goofy glasses and the fake nose?

hellbient, you are right, she's not ugly (on the outside) and there are far worse celebrities that I'd classify as two baggers.

posted by fenriq 11 November | 18:26

and it makes sense you had a sex dream about her. I mean what other kinda dream are you gonna have with her in it? Bumping into her the French Lit section at the library? Passionately discussing Heidegger in a coffee house? It's bound to turn to porn before you can fire a single synapse between the two of you. She's pretty much the archetypal slut for this generation.

I mean she's not my type either eekacat, but come on:
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posted by Hellbient 11 November | 18:57

I think she's just fine for a sex romp, just not much else. She's very attractive, looks good in clothes (I'm guessing she also looks good out of clothes), and loves to party and have a good time. So she's not a Pulitzer Prize candidate, so what?

posted by redvixen 11 November | 20:04

thank you redvixen. As far as I know, she has never claimed to be anything more. It takes all kinds.

posted by Hellbient 11 November | 20:57

What if you had a dream that you were rimming Jeff Stryker while wearing an evening gown and redecorating a Fire Island mansion?

Depends. If you're just rimming him, that's cool. If you're rimming him while he sings one of his gay country songs like "Pop You in the Pooper," then you're a pervert. If all this going on while the Virgin Mary pees on you and ET gives you a reacharound (OUUUUCH), it just means you're going to Hell.

posted by ROU Xenophobe 11 November | 22:58

What redvixen said.

Jake Gyllenhaal has shown up two nights in a row. I wasn't aware of a previous attraction, but I ain't complaining. I wonder what'll happen tonight...

posted by deborah 12 November | 01:41

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