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11 November 2006

A quality blog post (n particularly sfw) via Monkeyfilter.

post by: By the Grace of God at: 13:36 | 16 comments

Heh. The least we could do is help her finish the alphabet, don't you think?

She has "G" for the horsetrack sleazeballs (gamblers, must be, yes?), and "H" for Hockey bukkake... So "I", anyone? I just don't think horny IT technicians has the right whiff of sweat and semen, and that's all I've thought of so far (man, I'm really bad at this).

Can we get an "I"?

posted by taz 11 November | 14:12

Yeah we should!

I for two travelling Insurance salesmen

J for Jehovah's Witnesses

K for Klondike outdoorsmen

L for drunk Lawyers at a bar..

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 14:14

Grace, I'm awed by your facility with this! Though I think it ought to be a whole convention of insurance salesmen, don't you? In a Ramada Inn banquet room?

And they should definitely be personal injury lawyers on a freeway overpass.

And I wish we could revisit "C" to add the entire crew of "Cheaters" TV show, including "Gomez".

posted by taz 11 November | 14:20

Indeed your elaborations are quite the improvement!

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 14:26

So... M.

A swarm of ... Mongols? On the steppe? Scimitars involved? And something with mare's milk? We definitely have to get some horses in there - I'll leave it up to anyone's imagination how.

posted by taz 11 November | 14:35

N, a gang of Scottish neds.

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 14:43

Female neds are also known as "hairies" in certain parts of Glasgow. This alludes to the fact that they are so rough and spend so much time acting like male neds and getting in fights, that they may as well be hairy too.

All righty! Let's toss them on the pile, too!

posted by taz 11 November | 14:50

Okay... "O". Oil riggers. I think this photo says it best:

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by taz 11 November | 15:00

P: federal Prisoners. (but can she do that, she did jail guard?)

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 15:19

:( We might have to go back to E, or C... for escaped convicts. In a swamp. In August.

posted by taz 11 November | 15:21

federal prisoners on a chain gang, escaped, encountering our subject walking with his gas can on a deserted road!

what could be done with the empty gas can I wonder? :P

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 15:35

hmmmm. *thinks*

posted by taz 11 November | 15:36

q: queers! I think a cheerleading squadron of drag queens.

posted by By the Grace of God 11 November | 15:41

"Hockey Bukkake" needs to be a band name.

R: Robbers who've just broken into his home and didn't expect to find him there.

posted by me3dia 11 November | 20:15

Can I redo the q? Gang of quonsars, fish in pants added for hilarity/pleasure?

posted by ufez 11 November | 20:44

R. Gotta be rednecks, a la "squeal like a pig", yes? Liquored-up on white lightnin'. Let's go ahead and say ... in a trailer. Down by the river. Ample kudzu and water moccasins for atmosphere.

Somewhere a lonely owl hoots.

posted by taz 12 November | 02:12

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