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07 November 2006

I'm all alone. No one's in the office today. What kind of trouble should I get into?

post by: Specklet at: 13:07 | 23 comments

Two words: Xerox Machine.

posted by rainbaby 07 November | 13:11

Office scanner + the glory that are Specklet's Breasts = wacky, madcap, zany hijinks!

posted by iconomy 07 November | 13:19

Call me up and chat! I'm bored too! 213-363-5412.

posted by agropyron 07 November | 13:21

Nudity. Duh.

posted by sciurus 07 November | 13:22

I disagree. Nudity's been done. I think you should find everything in the office that can be fashioned into an article of clothing, and fashion it! Then take a picture.

posted by mike9322 07 November | 13:27

Oh, pictures! Of whatever you decide. Yes, please.

posted by rainbaby 07 November | 13:28

Bring the gliders in? Although they're probably zonked right now.

posted by sciurus 07 November | 13:30

You could help me pick a new Wordpress theme with tabs that look cool and don't have frilly pictures all over it.

posted by chewatadistance 07 November | 13:32

Naked Desk Dancing.

posted by jonmc 07 November | 13:34

Hmm. The xerox machine is clearly visible from a large window that looks out on the hallway. It would be risky to climb on top of it half-naked, because if someone wants to use the elevator, they'd get an eyeful. That may not deter me, though.

I'd have to go all the way home to get the gliders, and if I went home I'd just stay home... (But I might actually be able to bring them in for reals, after we finish bonding.)

Chewey, what's a Wordpress?

And agro, I may just give you a call in a bit.

posted by Specklet 07 November | 13:36

Also, right now, I'm very angry at the Bee Gees.

posted by jonmc 07 November | 13:38

Wordpress = http://wordpress.org themes = http://themes.wordpress.net/

posted by chewatadistance 07 November | 13:42

Email me. Let's talk s**t!

posted by Joe Famous 07 November | 13:42

you're gonna talk in asterisks? It's more fun to talk in dashes, like woodstock.

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*sigh*

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posted by jonmc 07 November | 13:44

Okay, so the floor shares a locked bathroom. (I don't know why it needs to be locked, but it just is.) And I just tried to use the mailbox key to open the door. O foolish Specklet.

Anyway, when I finally got in there for real, I realized two things. One, I forgot my lunch. And two, my underwear are on inside out.

I'm going to go get a slice of pizza.

posted by Specklet 07 November | 14:24

You should get a six-pack of some classy beer, kick your shoes off, and spend the rest of the day drinking with the internet. While getting paid!

posted by cmonkey 07 November | 14:37

Ditch work and come sit on my porch and drink beer. We can watch school children play game at recess, and chickens too. And you can bring cmonkey, if you want.

posted by mudpuppie 07 November | 14:43

That's it. That's what I want to do. Right there.

posted by Specklet 07 November | 14:49

Run in little circles, chanting: bunny in a bunny basket bunnyinabunnybasket!

Oh, wait. You've already done that.

Come hang out with me in my hotel room, jump up & down on the bed and flash people out the window. And drink beer, of course.

posted by elizard 07 November | 15:33

Flashy flashy beer beer!!!

posted by Specklet 07 November | 15:59

So what did you do, Specklet?

posted by deborah 07 November | 23:31

Nothing exciting. I ate too much leftover Halloween candy and tried to get actual work done.

posted by Specklet 08 November | 12:40

I am so disappointed in you, Specklet.

posted by deborah 08 November | 14:44

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