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11 October 2006

Thanks for the interest in a stag night but we are impoverished, and a stag night would necessarily include my once again imbibing a medically lethal dose of ethanol from within Old Krupnik.

post by: Pretty_Generic at: 18:31 | 2 comments

I just asked because I assumed you could score some hookers. Otherwise I wouldn't be caught dead in Iowa.

posted by terrapin 11 October | 19:08

Hump a large rock and/or the fender of a pre-'57 classic American car (quarter panel your choice, fins mandatory.) and/or old weatheredly baggy undersexed barhag as found in NE Nebraska and/or Japanese act-roid ro-bit and/or giant bunny and/or Green Giant leprechaun and/or spare tire swing and/or public serial-TTY touchscreen greenscreen data terminal on yon library and/or Franciscan nun or penguin and or zebra crossing or vacant post hole of suitable girth.

Please avoid the narwhals and anything in excess of 450ml @ 90% EToH/vol, kthx.

posted by loquacious 12 October | 00:55

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