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10 October 2006

What metachatter or celebrity would you like to be for Halloween? And what would you need for their costume?

post by: iconomy at: 15:54 | 23 comments

I think I'll go as Mel Gibson. I'll need an unkempt grey beard, crazy hair, a bottle of wine, a flannel shirt, a rap sheet, and a t-shirt that says "What are you lookin at, sugar tits?" on it.

posted by iconomy 10 October | 15:58

"What are you lookin at, sugar tits?" on it.

At least something positive (in terms of levity) came out of the thread where I mentioned that...

Anyhow, a good team costume (with cardboard boxes) could be Weretable & The Undead Chairs. I'd say taz (guns, hat, back off!, etc.) but that's just too easy.

posted by pieisexactlythree 10 October | 16:06

DaShiv: Lots of cameras.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 October | 16:06

quonsar. pants. fish.

posted by Atom Eyes 10 October | 16:07

I'd go as cmonkey. Bald cap, lots of magic marker tatoos, black jeans and a black punk rock shirt, backpack filled with 40lbs of books.

And then I'd spill beer on myself for authenticity's sake.

posted by mudpuppie 10 October | 16:08

gaspode: white lab jacket, microscope, rats, accent.

essexjan: purple sparkly outfit, bling bling jewelry, pockets overflowing with cash, ringing slot machine, accent.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 October | 16:09

TPS: pink sequin butterfly top, pink net tutu, Liza Minnelli eyes, chihuahua in little pink straw bag, adoring cute b/f in tow.

jonmc: (obscure team's) baseball hat, plaid shirt, (obscure band's) t-shirt, jeans, chucks, camera, cigarette, bottlabud and no-i-will-not-shut-the-fuck-up

posted by essexjan 10 October | 16:28

Wedding-Elvis-and-Big-Elvis : 600lbs of hunka hunka burnin' love wearing no underpants (white catsuit).

posted by essexjan 10 October | 16:30

I'd dress up as dersins (it's easy, just cut my hair and dial up the Douche by a 50% [o god i'm just kidding please let me still bum smokes off you at meetups]) and spill the beer on mudcmonkey.

posted by cortex 10 October | 16:38

I'd also dress up as DaShiv, if it meant I got to have wimpdork on my arm.

Though I'll probably just get some of those thick black plastic glasses and go as a random Portland MeFite.

posted by Eideteker 10 October | 16:55

I think Alan should dressup as Dersins and vice versa.

posted by matildaben 10 October | 16:58

Mark Foley; I just need a bent-over page.

posted by orthogonality 10 October | 16:59

I could dress up as orthogonality. I'd carry an axe and a grindstone.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha, I crack myself up.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 10 October | 17:06

I'm just "on message", like the Republicans. ;) (I come from a very Republican family, affiliated for several generations, remember.)

posted by orthogonality 10 October | 17:10

I think Alan should dressup as Dersins and vice versa.

You stole my joke!

I guess instead I'll just have to grow out my hair, get some musical talent, and go as cortex.

That way I can bum cigarettes from myself!

posted by dersins 10 October | 17:18

Frisbee Girl!

posted by small_ruminant 10 October | 19:11

(pitcher of beer, camera, excellent eyebrows)

posted by small_ruminant 10 October | 19:11

Wasn't this a Photo Friday idea?

posted by cmonkey 10 October | 19:14

I'd dress up as matildaben - black bob wig (or dye my own), geeky-chic glasses, black clothing, new camera and make everyone feel welcome and included at the inevitable Halloween meet-up.

posted by deborah 10 October | 19:48

Frisbee Girl!
posted by small_ruminant

*heart and/or boybrain asplodes*

Two great tastes that taste great together! OR: You got your small ruminant in my Frisbee Girl! You got your Frisbee Girl in my small ruminant!

posted by Eideteker 10 October | 20:15

I'll be mullacc. I'll wear a polo shirt and stilts, and carry around a sandwich with a $10 price tag.

Or else I will go as ViaChicago, and get a cute haircut and go around talking all Chicago-ey.

Or else I will go as pimpdork, and dye my hear red and walk around kicking ass all damn day!

Or else I will go as Trondant, and glue on 30 dicks.

posted by SassHat 10 October | 22:05

I'd stuff a veil in my jeans and go as Mrs. Pants!

posted by jrossi4r 10 October | 22:30

I'd go as myself and just not show up.

posted by dobbs 10 October | 23:04

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