PSA for today... THIS IS A BITCHING THREAD!!! →[More:]
Hang. The. FUCK. Up. And. Drive.
this means you. and you too. oh and you, did you think I didn't see that!?!?
word: if you happen to be in your deathbox, yammering on your cellphone waiting to turn right, with the clutch in and the brake off whilst... gradually... rolling... into... the... bike lane, then do NOT go all pissy with me when I come to a nervous semi-halt waiting for you to:
a) come to a COMPLETE stop and acknowledge me with eye contact
or
b) failing that, do not then lean out the window and shout 'come ON, I'm not gonna hit you, can't you see I'm waiting?'
uh no, dipshit. I merely see a dick operating a two-ton deadly weapon, yakking on a cellphone, rolled halfway into the bike lane, with mad rush hour traffic bearing down on me from behind.
feel free to tack any peevish daily rant you desire onto here, they don't have to relate to anything I said...
that is all.