OMG! Pi just had a really scary close call! Four gutterpunks vs one scared pi→[More:]
So tonight I went swimming with friends at a friend's uncle's pool. We drank a couple beers and floated around in the pool untill dark. We came back and got pizza at a restaurant a couple blocks away. I dropped my friends off and proceeded the three blocks home. There appeared to be room for my car between my roommate's Toyota and a scooter parked on the street. I start pulling in, tap my roommate's car, then move forward. At this point, about four gutter punks or some such half naked chavs roll out of the neighboring house, and start slapping my windows and windshield because they were apparently afraid I'd hit their scooter. At one point, some of them hopped on my hood and roof, at which point I called 911. One of them whips out his cock and apparently wants to pee on my car. OMFG! Obviously I locked the doors pronto. Before much else could happen the cops roll up. They take us aside and get the he said she said. They asked me if I'd had any drinks. I didn't think it wise to lie, so I told the truth. They gave me a sobriety test, and I did just fine. As some of yall know, if I hadn't this would have been seriously bad news for me. The cops told me to park more carefully, and the punks were told that they couldn't threaten people with assault. Everybody went about their way. Now I can't sleep.