Can we sublet it?

heheh. I always have this terror, though usually I have very little to steal (all the important jewelry has already been stolen; go ahead and try to lug my big-ass 7-year-old TV out of the building without being conspicuous - I can't even move it to mop the floor!). Sometimes my husband has expensive sound recording gear in the house, though, and I get a tiny bit freaked out if we even go out for lunch.

/veteran of too-many-house-robberies-to-count in a former life.

*grump* I miss Capn already.

I won't rob the place, but can I have my boyfriend over and watch movies?

I'll be making my list for your next advice thread.

Hey, Capn! Bring back some cottage cheese!

And can I take over the Bad Advice post while you're gone?

Too late. We just had fun robbing your apartment last night while you slept.

*Psst! Pass the word around! Party at Capn's house, and we'll have it for six days!*
That'll give us a day's head start to get out of town before you come back!

Ahem? Where are you? Come back to MeCha!

*eats the last bag of Cheetos and the only remaining food in the house; waits expectantly for Capn to return with provisions*

Hi hi, sorry, I started a new job, and I haven't found the correct balance of slacking off one does at a real job, also, I keep forgetting to take my MC password in to work.