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14 April 2006
"That's what you get for eating sports bras and underwear"→[More:]That's what I just said to my dog, who just vomited some sports bra, and earlier pooped some underwear, both part of this week's feast. That demon.
She's a chihuahua. And she didn't eat all the bra and underwear, just enough to ruin them- the straps on the bra and the whole entire crotch out of the underwear.
My brother and sister-in-law own a schipperke who, as a puppy, was obsessed with my s-i-l's panties. They would often come home to find that he'd been in the laundry and flung all the panties about, chewing on the crotches as he pleased.
After scolding each pair of panties in turn, they'd sing, to the tune of "My Favorite Things,"
Panties and panties and panties and panties,
Panties and panties and panties and panties....
You gotta watch them if they eat too much cloth. . .they can get intestinal blockage and need very very expensive surgery. I'm glad the dog passed your undies.
My brother's schipperke could never show. He's much too big (around 24 pounds), and his ruff is consequently more subdued. The breeder (in Illinois) said he was bred more like a working schipperke, and Mateen definitely has the herding instinct and whips his toys around as if he was snapping rats' necks. He looked like a little bear cub as a puppy.
Mateen's like the little brother I never had, only if my little brother was actually a little black dog.
If I can get a hold of him, I'll have my brother send some pics I can link here.
An ex had a cat that'd eat the armpits out of my shirts if I left them lying around after I'd worn them. My armpit smell was like catnip to him. Plus he'd try to mate with the straps of my backpack.
Now I have this image of a Chihuahua happily chewing on your panties, TPS. Its making me smile and I'm sorry about that.
My dog's never eaten clothes, just peed on some as payback for not taking her with us. But, if she were so inclined, there would be nothing left until it passed. And then she'd be soooo busted.
P&C, how is your hound doing these days? I may have missed an update and I have been wondering.
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