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I just thought of something. Who'll eat all the bugs if all of the birds die!?
Holy fuck. We're not going to die from a meteor strike, mad cow, nuclear war, AIDS, Anthrax, mutated avian flu, terrrrrists, depleted ozone, global warming, toxic waste or anything else we thought we were going to collectively all die from.
We're simply going to drown.
We're going to drown in bugs.
*runs away screaming like a 12 yo with a camel spider in his hair*
To be a yeoman warder or ‘beefeater’ you’ll have to be ‘retired from the British armed forces [with] at least 22 years of service with good conduct, at the rank of, or equivalent to, Sergeant Major or above.’