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12 December 2005

You should not eat babies. [More:]
Just don't do it! Don't eat babies.
You know, "baby carrots" is just marketing. They're regular carrots, shaved down to bite size.
posted by stilicho 12 December | 01:23
I disagree.
posted by kenko 12 December | 01:23
Babies are so delicious though!
posted by panoptican 12 December | 01:25
Baby corn is just regular corn, except much, much smaller.
posted by killdevil 12 December | 01:26
When will Hufu be available in baby flavor?
posted by killdevil 12 December | 01:27
I can't fucking sleep, people.

Bah.
posted by killdevil 12 December | 01:27
I can't sleep fucking people.

Or sheep. Baaaaaaah.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 12 December | 01:31
I ate this one baby once, and I could of swore that it was cheese-filled. Damn good.

I can't sleep either. Someone is whipping me. Oh yeah, my fucking employers.
posted by panoptican 12 December | 01:33
But.. but their bones haven't firmed up - baby is the prime time to start pickling them (caveat; I much prefer roasted quail over balut).

Lots and lots of coarse salt then the fridge overnight. Cooled boiling vinegar with raw suagar and dried chilies. Mix & forget in the fridge for a few months and... voila.
posted by porpoise 12 December | 01:40
I am watching "inside Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" which shows you how much I need to sleep.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 12 December | 01:41
i can't fuck sleeping people.


dude that harry potter movie was awesome. i saw it 2x.
posted by sam 12 December | 01:42
I have not seen it. Or read the books.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 12 December | 01:44
Baby-eating is an unnecessary cultural taboo. I have yet to hear a compelling argument against it, so it must obviously be a product of the liberal media.
posted by kyleg 12 December | 01:46
no, k. the movie! dragons and shit all be flying around.
i read the books when i had The Great Death. i've read them since, when my brain was more functional. they're pretty okay. they raise their level as their presumed audience ages. number two is el suck but the others are a-okay.
now, a great movie this year that no one liked, that movie is called the brothers grimm.
UNBELIEVABLE GOOD. it's me and a friend watching this and laughing like maniacs the whole time while the rest of the audience is terrible silent. i don't get why. i think people who don't like this movie must suffer from some sort of terrible dumbness.
posted by sam 12 December | 01:50
For what it's worth, it does seem that sleeping people can fuck, however.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 01:50
i know this girl, friend of the gf. she and the gf are (according to said gf) founding members of the tall, hot, bitchy girls club. anyway friend of, as i like to call her, she's a marine bio student and apparently gets woken up every weekend morning by the also asleep bf of friend of, who is, to refer to one p. griffin, trying to plow her.

i'm reading this stephen ambrose book right now, undaunted courage. meh. it's just meh. but i've got a book called black lamb, gray falcon by rebecca west that i am about to tear up like a book tearing orangutan over christmas break. i went to bosnia and croatia recently and they are both highly radical and also awesome.

this sleeping pills help you sleep shit i took isn't working a goddamn bit i got the manic bigtime.
posted by sam 12 December | 01:54
check out this dance i can do.








i know!!!!
posted by sam 12 December | 01:55
sam, you're in rare form and crazier than a shithouse mouse, but funnier than fuck tonight.

Nice dance moves, btw.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 02:02
Sam, either stop taking the crazy pills or start taking the sanities.

Physics is not an excuse. Put the laser down.

posted by Mr T 12 December | 02:08
babies are Atkins diet compliant.
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 02:10
I'm pretty sure this will be hilarious in the morning, when I can read it the whole way through.
posted by mudpuppie 12 December | 02:29
Looks like sam either had an unfortunate encounter with the laser or the meds finally kicked in.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 02:37
*beams pink laser beam light fulla cryptic gnostic mindfuck messages at sam*
posted by loquacious 12 December | 03:10
Contrary to populist knowledge, babies taste like shit. They hardly even smell sweet. Sure, sure the fleshly round wobbly bit atop the neck stalk smells good, and probably tastes pretty good as well - if it wasn't randomly spewing deadly acids.

But the rest of a baby? 98% poo. The other 2% is comprised of deadly acids and venom, piss, vinegar and hate.
posted by loquacious 12 December | 03:14
*plans world domination via mechas with frickin lasers on their heads*
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 03:15
Contrary to populist knowledge, babies taste like shit.
You have to hang em upside down and bleed em. Then gut em and let hang for 24 hours.
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 03:18
But I'm a dingo!
posted by tracicle 12 December | 03:30
A pack of babies ate my dingo.

It's still painful.
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 03:33
it's me and a friend watching this and laughing like maniacs the whole time while the rest of the audience is terrible silent.
Dude, that happens to me all the time. I laugh at all the funny parts, but no one else in the theater gets it!
(I CAN sleep, but I SHOULD work, so I lurk here...bad compromise).
posted by muddgirl 12 December | 03:34
muddgirl, I'm glad you're lurking, our paths don't cross nearly often enough for my taste.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 03:41
muddgirl, I'm glad you're lurking

I feel like the last token guy on Survivor while the two girls battle it out.
posted by arse_hat 12 December | 03:45
That's hot!
posted by Mr T 12 December | 03:49
arse_hat, we're not battling; muddgirl's hardly ever around when I am and I like seeing her 'round these parts.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 03:55
A pack of babes ate my dingle?
posted by tracicle 12 December | 04:14
arse_hat is the reason the FBI is raiding dodgygeezer's place tomorrow.
posted by stilicho 12 December | 04:14
tracicle, Dingle may indeed be chewy, but we still 'drink' it in these parts.

Least that's what we tell people we do with it.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 04:18
Isn't dodgygeezer in New Zealand? (What ever happened to the Old Zealand, anyway?)
posted by loquacious 12 December | 05:24
Dude, dodgy's in London.
posted by Frisbee Girl 12 December | 05:49
Don't eat babies.

Not even rainbaby?
posted by danostuporstar 12 December | 08:43
Does this mean I shouldn't have posted that Red Babies and Rice recipe?

:(
posted by taz 12 December | 09:04
Isn't dodgygeezer in New Zealand? (What ever happened to the Old Zealand, anyway?)


Zeeland is in the Netherlands, loq.
posted by gaspode 12 December | 09:20
no baby eating?! you want the communists to starve?
posted by andrew cooke 12 December | 09:49
Do placentas count?
posted by porpoise 12 December | 11:51
not past one. they don't have fingers.
posted by andrew cooke 12 December | 12:28
Nice, andrew cooke, very nice.

Also, I had the lughing when no one else experience at I Heart Huckabees. The boy & I were on the floor, but everyone else hated it. WTF? Actually, I think I should rent it again tonight.
posted by dame 12 December | 12:42
i wanna try try hufu and heart the huckabees.

in the meantime, kentucky fried children, they do children right.
posted by ethylene 12 December | 15:37
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