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Do not paint over this sign
Do not tape over this sign
Do not magic-marker this sign
Do not cover this sign with another sign
Do not cover this sign with paper products
Do not cover this sign with petroleum-derived products
DO NOT COVER THIS SIGN!!!
Yeah, and they didn't even say "Do not remove this sign."
Also: this reminds me of the warning sign on the big industrial paper cutter I used to use when I was a copy geek, showing horribly crushed fingers... The design of the machine was such that you had to press two buttons simultaneously with both hands. Smart, right? Well, some stupid-heads at Kinko's jammed one button with a marble so they didn't have to use both hands, and guess what happened? Yep, two fingers chopped off.
If you collect these types of signs, just collect pictures of them. Not the actual signs, as they may be important.
Ian Frazier has an article about feral pigs in the latest New Yorker. At one point, he described an open topped pen that the captured pigs were kept in. You could bend over the pen and look down at them, but were advised not to. Reason being, they could jump up and bite your face.