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Did you just hear that sound? It was the collective gasp of a world of conspiracy theorists!
"OMFG! Our protective tin foil beanies were a part of the government cover up! The black helicopters of the UN are on their way! They know I know the truth about Roswell. AAAGH!!!!!!!!...
That story cracked me up. Perhaps Faraday Cages for the head are in order? A little chicken wire, some bending and forming, some zip-ties to hold it in place -- ta-da! A new, government-mind-control prevention device.