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13 October 2005

Yesterday I had popcorn while at the computer microwave popcorn and today the keys feel greasy. It's discusting

post by: delmoi at: 21:11 | 13 comments

hmm, it's a bit better after a couple damp paper towels spiked with dish-soap

posted by delmoi 13 October | 21:16

time for a new computer!

posted by joelf 13 October | 21:19

At least it is not disgusting. Such as eating and suddenly getting a mental image of Dubya boning Condi while Karl Rove watches and beats himself off.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 13 October | 21:30

Or worse, watching Dick Cheney boning Condi while Dubya watches and beats off Karl Rove. In front of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is busy beating off Jesus.

Oh well, I'm going to hell now.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 13 October | 21:34

Or even worse, all that and then your keyboard is sticky. Nowthatsfuckedup!

posted by telstar 13 October | 21:41

This is starting to sound like a concept film.

posted by mischief 13 October | 21:52

Man, I wonder with the best CGI in the biz, could you make a convincing porno involving condi and shrub?

Making sure to make condi's body as nasty as possible given her clothed form...

posted by delmoi 13 October | 21:56

We should discust this.

posted by puddinghead 13 October | 22:24

Can we serve beer at the theater?

posted by danostuporstar 13 October | 22:27

Microwave popcorn is an abomination unto the lord.

I mean really, stove top takes like seven minutes and tastes a million times better.

posted by nickdanger 13 October | 22:29

Give the keys a good licking.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 14 October | 05:31

Grease beats pee any day.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 October | 09:15

Yeah. Popcorn. Right.

posted by eyeballkid 14 October | 14:57

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