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10 October 2005

Mi Burrito... The last image on a Chipotle napkin looks a little... suggestive when viewed upside down. Conspiracy? Subliminal imagery? Or just the observation of a bored, twisted mind?
:-)
...and do we really need illustrations telling us to unwrap the burrito before eating? Oh, yeah, I forgot... they're owned by McDonald's, no? Someone might eat the wrapper and sue.

Captions, please?

Image One: "Worship mi Burrito!"
posted by shane 10 October | 11:24
Burrito Massage?
posted by matteo 10 October | 11:25
Shane, if that's how yours looks, see a doctor.
posted by me3dia 10 October | 11:33
Shane, if that's how yours looks, see a doctor.

Heh. When I said "Mi burrito" I didn't really mean my burrito. Guess I should have clarified that.
posted by shane 10 October | 11:59
The illustration is trying to tell you not to unwrap the burrito entirely; just peel back as you go. I have watched enough people at Chipotles and gyro joints to know that yes, many people need to be told this. However, those people are unlikely to divine the meaning of the illustration.
posted by Wolfdog 10 October | 12:28
The illustration is trying to tell you not to unwrap the burrito entirely; just peel back as you go.

I stand (sit?) corrected.
posted by shane 10 October | 12:31
Note to the people of the world:

If i catch you eating at a chipotle, i will ridicule you to tears for eating mcdonalds products...if you do not grovel in embarrassment, i will bash your knees in with a baseball bat...

*deep breath*

sorry, i hate mcdonalds and i let it get to me, i won't really bash your knees in.
posted by Schyler523 10 October | 13:00
Schyler, have you eaten at a Chipotle? Well, whatever. Ridicule away. You'll get no tears from me as long as I'm happily eating my burrito.
posted by Wolfdog 10 October | 13:03
The illustration is trying to tell you not to unwrap the burrito entirely; just peel back as you go.

My French boyfriend used to tell me that all the time.
posted by freshwater_pr0n 10 October | 13:11
Actually, while McDonald's holds a majority stake in Chipotle, it operates as a separate company and has a very different company edict.

They use organic and/or free-range ingredients whereever possible, and they treat their employees very well.

And they serve beer, at least here in Illinois.
posted by me3dia 10 October | 13:16
I have to unwrap mine all at once. I eat them too fast. They serve beer in Ohio too. I also got a free burrito from them for doing a Spencer Tunick photo thing.
posted by sciurus 10 October | 13:47
See, I don't think this is suggestive at all.

Uh oh, am I undersexed?
posted by Specklet 10 October | 13:48
It's like goatse's facing page.

Like, omg, I'm like, scarred.
posted by zerokey 10 October | 14:27
I'm with Specklet, I'm not seeing anything suggestive either.
posted by PsychoKitty 10 October | 15:22
You'll get no tears from me as long as I'm happily eating my burrito.

Enjoyment of Chipotle burritos rises inversely to border proximity. In other words, HA HA HA YANKEES! (or whatever a good word is for people who live far from the Other Side.)
posted by nickdanger 10 October | 15:30
At least it wasn't rubbing you with that falafel thing.

Ooooh I get SHAWARMA from Yummi's on the 20th!
posted by eekacat 10 October | 21:11
Hi || Plasticene melts.

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