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07 July 2005

Okra fans, unite. You've already outed yourselves. It's time for us to start a crusade, and to start converting the anti-okra heathens.[More:]

Pickled okra is a good introduction, and is available via mail order.

Fried okra is one of god's gifts to the palate. (With loads of Ranch dressing, naturally.) The stuff at Threadgill's is really good, but Hoover's is better.

And then there's this:

Mudpuppie's Pan-Fried Okra and Potatoes

3-4 medium red potatoes, 1/2" chunks
1 onion, diced
1-10 jalapenos or serranos (as many as you can handle), sliced
1-10 cloves of garlic (as many as you can handle), minced
2 tsp cumin seeds

1 buncha okra (see below)
1 handful polenta or grits

Olive oil

Okay, so here's the deal.

Heat up some olive oil and throw in the potatoes. When they're nicely browned on one side, stir 'em up. When they're close to nicely browned on the second side, add the onions and the cumin seeds. (Along with the requisite salt and pepper.)

When the onions are close to being dark brown and the potatoes are almost cooked through --- I'd say 10 to 15 minutes --- add the garlic. Cook until the potatoes are done. Take them out of the pan and them aside.

Now, slice some okra into 1/4" pieces.

Oh, and since you might not know better, I should probably tell you to throw away the stems.

[Here's the secret to okra, which I'm only telling you because I love you. Okra should never touch water. Things that touch okra should never touch water. Okra + water creates slime. So when you're cutting, you'll periodically have to de-goo your knife. Do this with a dry paper towel.]

In a bowl, toss the okra with a handful of polenta or grits --- regular cornmeal isn't coarse enough. Heat up a little more olive oil and add the okra to the pan.

When golden on one side, stir 'em. Cook until the polenta starts to get brown, then add the potatoes. Heat up the whole mess.

Serve with fresh (i.e., homegrown or farmers' market) tomatoes.

This is summer on a plate.

Okra gets a bad rap, but is a wonderful thing.
...what is okra?
posted by gaspode 07 July | 21:03
What gaspode said, but with profanity inserted.
posted by dg 07 July | 21:05
Ah, I forgot the education element for the foreigners.

Okra.

(Don't believe everything you hear!)

Wish I could send you some, but I'm keeping it all for myself.
posted by mudpuppie 07 July | 21:07
That sounds delicious, and I don't much care for onions even. And I'd have to have mine with grits because any polenta would pale before my nonna's homemade.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:08
You don't want to know--it's slimy green stuff--horrible.

*gags a little just thinking about it*
posted by amberglow 07 July | 21:08
you haven't had it done right, amber, is all.
posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:10
I've only had it fried, but I loved it.
posted by LeeJay 07 July | 21:15
The photos from that page reminds me of Chokos, which are far and away the most disguting vegetable known to man humans. Just that association makes me want to gag, so I'll pass thanks.
posted by dg 07 July | 21:19
I love okra, right out of the jar. I've never had it any way other than pickled, though.
posted by interrobang 07 July | 21:25
Grandma Ila Mae Evans' Fried Okra Recipie

1. Wash a mess of okra, cut into rounds about 1/2 inch thick. Don't use the cap ends, but do use the pointy ends.

2. Dredge all the okra pieces in flour, then in cornmeal.

3. Fry in a big pan with plenty of oil in small batches until brown and crispy.

4. Season with salt and black pepper.

Sounds simple, dunnit? Sure, but if you do it just like that you will only end up with a very good batch of fried okra. You will not, however, end up with Grandma Ila's Fried Okra, since I haven't had any of that since she passed away. I have no idea what else she could have possibly done with it - maybe it was nothing more than the years and years of practice - but her fried okra was pure ambrosia. Everything else is a pale imitation (and I won't even mention the breaded, deep-fried concoctions that pass as fried okra in most restaurants that also have no idea how to make real cream gravy either).

posted by yhbc 07 July | 21:26
Oh, and mudpuppie is right about the water - after the okra is washed, let the pods dry THOROUGHLY before you start slicing them up, and periodically clean off your knife with a dry paper towel.
posted by yhbc 07 July | 21:29
I might give it a go. I hate that there is food that I haven't tried. hrrmmm *goes to look* it's currently not available from fresh direct. What? you mean I may have to venture outside the apartment to get some?
posted by gaspode 07 July | 21:32
*eating hot pickled okra right now*
posted by interrobang 07 July | 21:36
Now I'm, like, okra-curious.
posted by kenko 07 July | 21:43
I highly reccomend the okra at Mom's Cafe in Plains, Georgia. It's just nect to Billy's old gas station.

Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmm!

Fried is good. Stewed with tomatoes is good. Okra is good. Looks funny in the garden - ha ha.
posted by warbaby 07 July | 21:59
y'all
posted by warbaby 07 July | 22:02
I can't believe this thread has gone on this long without somebody saying:

"I like Okra, but not when Tom Cruise is jumping on her couch..."
posted by wendell 07 July | 22:23
I like Okra, but not when Tom Cruise is jumping on her couch.

Note: the above is a lie.
posted by dg 07 July | 23:05
Fried, yum.
Pickled, meh.
Boiled, yech.
In gumbo, heaven.
posted by Carbolic 08 July | 00:18
i think i had boiled.
posted by amberglow 08 July | 00:24
i think i had boiled.
posted by amberglow 08 July | 00:24


That would explain it.

[Reference to alternative sexualities deleted on preview, for my benefit more than yours.]
posted by mudpuppie 08 July | 00:35
Okra is a wonderful, wonderful thing. Mmmmmmm!!
posted by Frisbee Girl 08 July | 01:04
Okra's yucky.
posted by puddinghead 08 July | 01:41
WooT! More for me! I mean, are you going finish that, because if you're not....
posted by Frisbee Girl 08 July | 07:31
There's this Lebanese dish, Bamieh (not to be confused with the Persian pastry, also known as Bamieh, or the other Lebanese dish, mostly okra cooked in oil with spices), okra stew with lamb, that will change anyone's opinion of okra for the better (even if you already love it). Lebanese Taverna in DC makes a delicious version. Here's a recipe I just found somewhere on the internets (stripped of all copyright info because I am a bad man):

BAMIEH OR OKRA STEW
Yield: 8 Servings

2 lb Okra, fresh
2 ea Onions, lg, chopped
2 ea Garlic cloves
4 tb Butter or oil
2 lb Lamb, beef or veal, cubed
1/2 lb Tomatoes, ripe, sliced
1 tb Tomato paste
Salt and pepper
1 ea Lemon (juice only)

Wash fresh okra and cut off stems. Fry the chopped onions and whole garlic cloves in butter or oil until both are golden and the garlic is aromatic. Add the cubed meat and brown all over. Then add the prepared okra and fry gently for a little while longer. Add the tomatoes, continue to cook for a few more minutes, and cover with water in which you have diluted the tomato paste. Season with salt and pepper, and stir well. Bring to a boil and simmer over low heat 1 1/2 hours or more, until the meat and vegetables are very tender and the sauce is reduced, adding a little more water if necessary. Remove from heat, and add juice of one lemon. Stir and serve.
posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 09:14
YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!! If you make me eat that I'm gonna barf!! I HATE OKRA!
posted by mygothlaundry 08 July | 09:53
Okra turns into mucous if it's old. The only good okra is fresh okra, just like corn-on-the-cob (15 minutes from plant to plate is TOO LONG).
posted by bonehead 08 July | 10:31
Fuck okra, and the bullshit faux nouvelle southern fusion cuisine shitstain who served me a fucking Bloody Mary with a great hairy dick of okra stuck right in the middle of it. Not celery, not olives, okra. The drink tasted like ass-marinated ass even after I threw the hirsute offender into the street. If you have to eat okra go ahead, but keep it away from my hair of the dog.

Fucking savages.
posted by trondant 08 July | 11:59
I love okra, but I agree with trondant. Does that make me a hypocrite, or just another weekday warrior?
posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 12:02
*throws away okra cupcakes*

What?
posted by Frisbee Girl 08 July | 12:21
okra cupcakes? Sounds good. I wonder if the okra-i-ness keeps them moister.
posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 12:41
In all honesty, I'd think that they'd end up being a dense glutenous mess. Maybe okra in a polenta cake or something would be better.

Hrmm, it may be time to do some kitchen chemistry experiments. I have new roommates I could use as test subjects....
posted by Frisbee Girl 08 July | 14:52
I'd try a zucchini bread recipe as a base, or maybe something like carrot cake? I dunno.

Is moister even a word?
posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 15:01
Ha, moister mister. It is now. Yeah, I think zucch would work better for the liquid/dry adjustment purposes. I'll need to play around with it a bit.

Fellow okra-lytes, any suggestions or recipe tips?
posted by Frisbee Girl 08 July | 15:41
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